Mermaid Madness

My house has been taken over by mermaids. It's not a hostile take over. They're very mild and passive, but they do have some strange quirks. And they smell, dare I say, like fish. Poor things. Now if that doesn't affect you socially, I don't know what will. Aside from that olfactory assault, they really are great to have around. They remind you of the magic that surrounds us. They absolutely LOVE water (I mean, I guess that's a given, as I sure do love air) so be careful bringing them into your house around spring time. Floods tend to occur. Trust me on that. You should see my basement.