...meet Baby Bean! He may be a little homely, but don't hold it against him. Remember Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button? He was one ugly sonofagun when he was born, and look what he turned into! I mean, before he became a little baby with alzheimers. Oops...was that a spoiler? I guess I should have warned you! What was my inspiration, you might ask? Same as always...I just.don't.know.

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